Look on the bright side: the American Crime Story on this will rival the OJ one.

Too bad he was executed before a HamNo “Letter from Death Row” explaining how tragic his life was.

That’s Romario-level simulation. Half the guys gripping their head weren’t even touched by the bottle.

They’re nothing compared to the Van Buren Boys.

I know. For God’s sake, it’s DFB (Deutscher Fußball-Bund)!

He did get a free bowl of soup with that hat though.

HIV was in the US as early as 1968, probably much earlier (mid-1960s):

Nice ad. You going to next interview Russell Wilson on how the micro bubble got him to two Super Bowls and still have the stamina to bang Ciara?

Dr Dre was born to play Bill Sykes

“I’ll build an arena, if you bring condoms and wine coolers when you come by. 😻😍😜”

And poor Liberace just couldn’t find the right girl.

If you’d get off your moral high-horse, and stop chasing that girlfriend of yours, the NSA is hiring.

So the pussy was simultaneously alive and dead?

The most famous thing about Harrisburg is an island:

No Hanks will be F Scott, Clint will be Hemingway

Once she realizes Ohio is a swing state and neither New York or Illinois is, I’m sure she’ll say she’s an Indians fan.

That’s nothing —Bill McCartney had two grandkids from the same Buff squad.

Does he like Atlanta?

“And Maradona”

Nice marmot.