I’m pretty sold on Philips Sonicare. The key features for me are the quad pacer timer, the type/speed of vibration (which is where Sonicare stands apart), and that it has a lithium ion battery, which contributes both to longer charges and longer life of the handle itself (they inevitably fail when the battery won’t…

I’m pretty sold on Philips Sonicare. The key features for me are the quad pacer timer, the type/speed of vibration…

I prefer the sonicare, and personally I like the diamond clean brush head. I’ve used the oral b brush, but they wear out more quickly, and they just don’t clean as well.

I prefer the sonicare, and personally I like the diamond clean brush head. I’ve used the oral b brush, but they wear…

It isn’t their fault your ears are too insensitive to notice the huge improvement in transients and decreased breathiness in your music. Clearly this product is meant for the most discriminating listener, and only really adds to systems where care has been taken to optimize all areas of the setup, like amplifiers,…

I’m mostly joking here, as this is obviously not actually Zuckerberg’s end of the world boat.

That’s in the crew lounge... Those poors should be happy they even have a TV.

have you ever been on a submarine? I’m not sure you understand how small they are.

Gross. I’ll pass.

How’d you feel after like the next sentence they mention how she touched it?

also pee into the air intake for the ventilation system. Nothing better than a big puddle of deep yellow piss way down in the air intake to sweeten all the incoming air.

“leaving a soiled paper towel in the handle of Mattzela’s car”

Based on this retelling you sound correct. However the local news piece says different. It reports that others have also been victim in the neighborhood and the paper towel part was only after she published a search online for the person. So now it sounds more like someone who thinks random craps are cool and a person…

Hmmm...

Mattzela has notified Little Rock PD

Oh, it’s a revenge poop alright. This man knows her and loathes her. I would imagine that he’s a coworker of Tiffany’s, someone who she interacts with daily, that has grown to hate everything she stands for but has not been able to find the proper way to vent his frustration at work. There are some people that you…

Don’t get a baby or a dog.

Yo, I’m Vito.  You said you needed a sHitman?

Never cross Burnertoburnidiotss.  Ever. 

If Arkansas, then maybe they should ask him.

Fail.

LRPD: “Ma’am, think carefully. Do you know anyone who would possibly do this?”