Many of those would be overpaying by about $450.

If I were a charity, I wouldn’t take them, because the cost of bringing them to auction likely exceeds what they get under the gavel.

Mental health issues, though.

David has already given that asshole more help than he ever deserved. He should have auctioned everything once the Jalopnik story broke.

At this point, he should have to pay for disposal and EPA brownfields cleanup, along with having those disintegrating structures demolished (I’m shocked they weren’t red-tagged).

So child abuse / domestic abuse is OK as long as it’s behind closed doors?

Exactly. An auction house could have come in the week after the first “free” ad from Jalopnik, and cleared it out, and he’d have been able to save the couple things that might have been worth something.

“Ran when parked. I know what I have! No lowballs!”

Exactly.

If he were my neighbor, I’d have had zoning on his ass ASAP.

His junkyard hoard is a fucking eyesore that’s leaching all kinds of shit into the groundwater. The State should be holding him to the consent degree with ZERO leeway.

18+ Taverns exist. Eat there.

You should have recorded it for posterity. LOLOL

2 kids:
- Kid #1 is a good eater, willing to try everything, loves the adult food.

Actually, most restaurants do both. A couple quick & dirty things like fried chicken / pasta / sandwich *and* 1 or 2 cut-down entree-tizers on the kid’s menu.

But lots of eggs and beans

Or... “We should eat this, or we’ll starve to death”

If you are expected to wear a collared shirt, you should be expected to also act like an adult.

4pm on a Saturday? Did you have all the blue-haired ladies cooing over your little baby?

Ah, but had you been one of those kids who could properly appreciate dining at Le Petit Chateau Chef Francois, then why not have that great experience together?

Depends on the kids. Some kids are very well-behaved at restaurants. Better than many adults.

Not the Italian stuff - Italians would never cheat.

Some restaurants basically sell kids foot “at cost” simply to get the adult traffic.