Exactly. An auction house could have come in the week after the first “free” ad from Jalopnik, and cleared it out, and he’d have been able to save the couple things that might have been worth something.

“Ran when parked. I know what I have! No lowballs!”

Exactly.

If he were my neighbor, I’d have had zoning on his ass ASAP.

His junkyard hoard is a fucking eyesore that’s leaching all kinds of shit into the groundwater. The State should be holding him to the consent degree with ZERO leeway.

18+ Taverns exist. Eat there.

You should have recorded it for posterity. LOLOL

2 kids:
- Kid #1 is a good eater, willing to try everything, loves the adult food.

Actually, most restaurants do both. A couple quick & dirty things like fried chicken / pasta / sandwich *and* 1 or 2 cut-down entree-tizers on the kid’s menu.

But lots of eggs and beans

Or... “We should eat this, or we’ll starve to death”

If you are expected to wear a collared shirt, you should be expected to also act like an adult.

4pm on a Saturday? Did you have all the blue-haired ladies cooing over your little baby?

Ah, but had you been one of those kids who could properly appreciate dining at Le Petit Chateau Chef Francois, then why not have that great experience together?

Depends on the kids. Some kids are very well-behaved at restaurants. Better than many adults.

Not the Italian stuff - Italians would never cheat.

Some restaurants basically sell kids foot “at cost” simply to get the adult traffic.

“These red berries are strawberries, and see how tasty they are? Yum. Also, these red fruits are apples. Also very tasty, right? And these buttoncap mushrooms are also good.  OK, now go out into the wild.”

Hell, even adults fuck up with the mushrooms.

While it’s great that they’re doing a genderflip remake, I kinda think it’s maybe better to do their own thing?

But then Ocean’s is a remake, so there’s that.

That first step’s a doozy... :D

It was specifically designed not to be especially complicated - that is, it was designed as something that could be maintained for decades.

LOL, there’s always that risk you have to weigh.