Maybe 30 years ago.

I have a short rectangular wooden step stool, with steps 6' and 1" high.

holy crap, that holder is awesome. TP is way cheaper than Kleenex, so yeah.

The goat probably got more dietary fiber.

I’M NOT PAYING YOU TO PEE!

If you practiced this a couple times every day from the time you could walk, and had the incentive not to shit yourself, I bet you’d be pretty good at it.

Not China - they have Western toilets

That’s not right. I watched Slumdog Millionaire, and it’s not like that at all.

“hardly have to wipe”?

More like “clean droppers”. Like a cat.

The king has servants to keep the toilet clean enough to eat from. And as the king, he can force them to prove it.

Especially if it’s paired with a bidet...

From your replies, obviously not.

Next time, remove the plunger before you sit.

And if it’s stuck in there, don’t just take the end off. Keep pulling until the entire stick comes out.

Dog wants to know why cat buries tasty treats in the gravel.

Also, do you allow dog to “kiss” you?

This. No pants pooping is the best pooping!

If I’m at home, I take off my pants and underwear.

I’m assuming the FAA has provided a downloadable database of sites to avoid, specified by lat/long coordinates, correct?

Except for the fact that there are non-electric things that go wrong.

To be fair, the Sansa Clip was cheaper, smaller, lighter, better-sounding, and easier to dump MP3s into.

Not really. Talk to PETA, and they’re very clear that (wild) animals are better than any people.

the dude’s sitting there smiling and unapologetic as fuck.