I’m sorry you were cucked by your sister.

Please stop fucking your sister. There are organizations that can help. Also, what’s 2+4? I know you can’t answer because you’re too busy fucking your sister.

Please stop fucking your cousin.

Well, conservatives are always complaining about “PC Culture”. Fine we’ll call it like it is you cousin fucking Nazis.

I remember reading about the Gladney Brothers Mustang back in my youth and thinking they were beautiful cars compared to the fox bodies that were available at the time. The benefits of age and critical thinking has allowed me to look at these cars again and think crack fucking pipe.

Crooked Hillary at it again.

I’m more offended by the 52% of white women that voted for Trump. Get this false equivalency bullshit outta here. 

This particular Vietnamese tequila is made of fermented rat droppings and the sweat of desperation to be relevant.

So instead of focusing on Stephanie Murphy, the first Vietnamese woman in Congress, we give a shit about one of the first “viral” (strong emphasis on viral) celebrity. Can we move on from these assholes that are an embarrassment to my people please?

Let’s not get political guys. This is a car site.

I don’t think women should get a new job, they should get a side job. A good side job is punching pervert men in their dickholes so they don’t do this shit again. Sorry for my people madams and mademoiselles. 

I learned English watching Ninja Turtles as did my brother. I’m also forever thankful about the hard work my immigrant parents put in so they can provide opportunities for the kids. I think a lot of you know a Daniel Suarez or 20 in your life.

I really wanted Ed Orgeron to list person blowing into an empty jug.

At least we know how they voted.

I’m open minded. You down to clown?

Jokes on you, I require no use of a toilet since I’m a man.

http://www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank/

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I like Shea Serrano but that’s a big issue if he’s the best thing about the site.