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Jesus if there was ever a perfect description of The Ringer, that’s fucking it.

Grantland had Barnwell, Wesley Morris, and (most importantly) Zach Lowe. What’s the equivalent on The Ringer? I like Mallory Rubin as a podcast guest but none of her writing is appointment reading for me like the 3 I mention. Also, ESPN the channel might be hemorrhaging viewers, but the website is just as big a

How appropriate is it that male bees are called drones.

“No, we have not invited Trump to do ‘Between Two Ferns,’” said Aukerman, according to a report by Politico. “I don’t think he would do it … I don’t think he has thick enough skin.”

Except Lillard plays for a team with arguably lesser talent while leading them to the playoffs last year and having a better record this year. If there was a universe without Klay Thompson or Steph Curry, he would probably be the best volume shooter in the league. I think Brandon Knight might be a better example. 

Here’s the thing, while you and me won’t do it, a lot of people will. You have a rare trait known as “thought” and “thought” is dangerous for a lot of people.

Considering 53% of white women voted for Trump, I’m not particularly surprised about any of Megyn Kelly’s bullshit. Also there’s no Y in Meghan asshole.

Have you heard of the Dixie Chicks?

The best magic trick was unashing Ashy Larry.

2019

It’s questionable that OU fans even know words.

Shit we don’t even need facts at this point.

Nobody cares that Hillary lost. Everyone cares that you fucking idiots voted Trump into office.

So you’re not sure that blackpeoplestillruinglife is a troll?

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

One month ago I would’ve yelled at you for saying such an awful thing about our fellow citizens. Now I say fuck em. Strange world we live in.

I prefer to call them assholes.

He refused to release his tax returns and no one really cared. This is the new normal.

Counterpoint: They can eat the shit soup they made for America.