Nearly all hockey play-by-play guys are outstanding, which is weird compared to how bad it is in other sports.

A couple of years ago, when the Caps were another cup favorite and yet again bitched out in the second round, they had incredible power play success. That was kind of a problem because they relied on it so much for production. And here the Caps know it is Tampa’s main strength and are not giving up a lot of penalties,…

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If the management of my large company busted out their dance moves for a promotional video, it would be . . . different.

I’ll take it

Wow. Just wow. Please link to your newsletter.

I can’t imagine that because Marchand’s shoulder can’t reach any opponent’s face.

A couple of days ago we could have had better coverage of this story: https://deadspin.com/david-robertson-exhibits-five-stages-of-grief-after-wat-1819127141

I’m sure it is real and substantial, but I think Dvora needed to say what it was before going into the repercussions.

I’m genuinely intrigued about “beach breath.”

This article lays out the repercussions in detail but skips over the predicate, which is Moceanu’s allegations.

This is bread and circuses, just another distraction for the dumbest of the electorate.

My knob usually nearly gets me killed.

Albert you really needed that halftime! Before the Cramps interlude you told pretty much everybody to go to hell and after you were more chill.

His daughter Meme starred in an iconic commercial? I think half of Reddit just had an aneurysm.

Oh lord, don’t get me started. So much bad behavior at the table (a lot more crazy and good tho, love tabletops).

If the Caps don’t close out the Jackets tonight I think we would have a good time hanging out tomorrow.

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The Madmudmen are cowering under their mud at the sight of that magnificent beast.

It’s not even close. Leicester is the most improbably championship of all time, any sport.