Nobody orders Pepsi

If I had to guess, Torok is the madmudman here. Gar!

It’s dah-bee

Joe Hart and Claudio Bravo were okay but they would do something wackily disastrous way too often.

It’s okay, they said “no homo” first.

You can tell the parents that watch the Premier League because they don’t think anything is a foul. Every player in City-United this weekend would have ended up with red cards in my kid’s league.

8-1

From the headline clip, it’s Bad Center Performance of the Week. He needed a 60-inch vertical to intercept that high snap.

I like how wipeouts are guaranteed but they chose a slope that is about 30% randomly placed rocks.

you should have brought a snack!

Most actors could not even hang with the rest of that cast and he still stood out.

I’ve used Flo for high school wrestling and rugby tournaments.

Fuck me, I reflexively looked for the U.S. in those groups.

Crabtree and Talib weren’t fighting on the ground, they were sneakily re-enacting that time they kneeled for the anthem.

Or just change it up a little bit and put somebody else’s hands in your mouth at meetings. Report back with findings pls.

“All Ragnarok is breaking out there . . .” — I want this man to call all contact sports.

I took my kid to a stick and shoot this morning, and I think I saw you and half that coach’s team out there. Beginning of the real season, looking a little rusty out there.

I don’t know if he will be okay but it was pretty refreshing to see Ovince just walk off instead of trying to harvest his organs like most MMA finishes.

“He has been one of the best wide attackers in the Premier League for about five years now”