Those photos are not Phil Kessel. There is no girdle that powerful.

If I have to come in on a weekend to a business-hours office, they are lucky if I have anything on down below.

When I see Roger Waters on August 5 I am going to wear the fuck out of my 1988 Pink Floyd concert T.

“the protagonists are hated by many” — not really true about McGregor.

My douchebag teenage son, who has not watched a single fight, boxing or MMA, in 2017, now wants to see this fight because of McGregor’s “fuck you” suit. This is a legit reason and I am hoping BWW shows it so I don’t have to help Mayweather with his tax bill.

This is exactly how rugby was invented, in 1823 when William Webb Ellis “with fine disregard for the rules of football . . . as played in his time at Rugby school, first took the ball in his arms and ran with it, thus originating the distinctive feature of the Rugby game.”

It’s like a regular boot but you fill it by pouring the beer through the crack of somebody’s bare ass. Usually the biggest, least hygenic prop volunteers to assist. It is reserved for repeat infractions and I have seen it twice [shudder].

On TV NBCSN shows English top tier rugby. If you want to see it live, the colleges all play union, and the bigger cities, on the east and west coasts at least, have men’s clubs.

Starred for “passes out.”

This should be a warning given to all college senior ruggers. The men’s leagues look like more of the same fun but it is chaos and you will die.

Our boot was taken off the foot of somebody who had been in the game earlier, and even though you would think it would ruin some nice working cleats, there was no shortage of volunteers when we needed a boot for the boot.

Say what you want about pro wrestling and its fans, but nobody in that arena or watching on tv is dumb enough to buy BB merch at any price.

Did not see that coming. Then I did not see that other thing coming.

Now I am sure of it: LaVar 2020.

This was an excellent explanation of the basics, and I can tell you from having spent the last few years trying to explain it to fellow parents whose boys were on the field, a simple primer like this is sorely needed as the sport continues its rise in the U.S.

I saw the same thing at my son’s high school, which has one of the best rugby programs in the country. The big draw is the football linemen actually get their mitts on the ball in rugby, and because anybody in rugby has a decent chance to score in open play, they often score. Also, to a man, the rugby coaches have…

This happened in the high school national championship this year, where both teams were stingy about points, and it caught the announcers by surprise. I think it is a great play in a close match.

Also the video review is seemless, all through a headset the ref wears during the match, and hardly any time is wasted. At least in the English league, the video ref can initiate review if he sees something dirty.

Nah, the All Blacks and their fans are not sanctimonious dicks about the way they play, the team is just very technically proficient and disciplined, and they usually have a good balance of speed and power.

I feel that we have the beginnings of a typical rugby song here.