I was a little kid in the 70s and there was no rally song the year the Bullets won the championship (the year before Bullets Fever), and all the stations ever played to commemorate it was We Are The Champions. I thought the Queen song was recorded just for the Bullets run, and was pissed off for years afterward…

Had the camera panned down . . .

I just see them through Reddit reposts, but whoever does social media for Wendy’s is very funny and very real in a way that most corporate social media is not. They get trolled and troll back, and it is fun enough that people repost it a lot. I’m entertained, so I don’t care if I am getting exposed to a brand.

Here is our next cabinet member replacement, one who understands the importance of preserving our precious bodily fluids:

I don’t speak Spanish but in that clip I heard the universal language of incredulous stammering.

It went in the goal because he slightly shanked it, but if he kicked it straight back he was still setting up a waiting striker. Looked cool tho.

Capitals pregame: Oh cool, during commercials I can check out the Wizards game.

I booed my television. Caps have turned us all into Philadelphia fans.

Penguins can have Ovechkin but they have to take Orlov too. With those two I doubt any other Penguins would ever get to take a shot again.

I think the whole story is that women’s tennis is really exciting in its own right, and women’s basketball is not.

Good lord, no.

I have no idea what Vandergrift is but “Vandergrift Reminisces” should be a regular Deadspin feature.

“This the most Canadian thing ever: Sens fans partying in the street, but only when the light turns red. Back to the sidewalk on green.”

I thought it had as much to do with the Pens being completely out of sync as the Caps playing well.

I need to know if that kid’s dance after Blum left the room is to troll the reporter or the congressman, or he just got happy feet. Watched several times, I got nothing.

I am so clenched right now I think I just disappeared up my own asshole.

Maybe behind a counter, but no way is he in the stands doing all those stairs.

A bike race, like almost any place with people in it, is a bad place to fly your drone.

Vivas: What are you, blind?!? He was offsides!

From these comments it is clear that Deadspin needs to cover rugby and footy more.