Alumni from a certain “The” university are not swayed by his charms and call him Jim Harbutt. And they call his school the University of Meatchickens. I have heard these things in conversation.

I wish I had seen this game live, because every moment Messi played with a piece of gauze or a napkin or whatever it was hanging out of his mouth would have been the best. Admire the dedication, enjoy the farce.

If the helmet goes flying and there is a decent chance the head is still in it, you get a special post.

That stock is pretty stable, so his purchase of all those puts made him a pretty obvious suspect.

Lucky you, my son likes TWD and I like my son so I have been trapped doing something I don’t like for what seems like 18 seasons of filler and poor writing.

Also making Henry important all of a sudden would be a switcheroo, and this show loves its switcheroos.

As a parent that irks me, but keep in mind this is the 1980s and kids were left to their own devices back then.

Goddamn you, have a star.

Stan had a disastrous affair with one of his best sources, Nina, and straight up murdered a Soviet embassy employee in a mistaken case of revenge. The fallout out from both of those mistakes is still being felt.

More happens on one episode of The Americans than half a season of The Walking Dead.

One of the more interesting aspects of Elizabeth is so far she seems completely willing to sacrifice her kids to the cause. If I were writing her breaking point, it would involve the implications of that, namely one of them coming close to death or dying because of danger she exposed them to.

Would be perfect if he stole Kraft’s ring so he could match his bestie.

Russell Westbrook?

What did Babcock say about Wilson again?

I think it had more to do with the fact that the ref was yelling at Backstrom to get out of the blue a couple of times before the shot, and the ref perceived (incorrectly) Backstrom as not doing it. Ref was enforcing his orders and league was backing that.

Almost blew a 3-goal lead.

They come from wherever fat, hairy, drunk men come from.

I genuinely hope I sit next to you or your ilk at a game sometime (not near a window, obv).

Hey while we’re at it, can we fuck the Pens too? Seriously, fuck the Pens.

Simple solution is to just put a time limit on the amount of time during which an offside still exists, maybe 10 seconds, and treat it like a touching up. Yes technically the offsides team should never have gained the zone in the first place, but it’s not like gaining the zone is any particular feat. After 10…