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"No, Grandpa Borgnine! Leave me with light and hope for the future!"

I like Cave Dwellers and Pod People as prime initiation fodder.

I know what your wife could use around the house…

Very good, sir.

Wasn't she actually younger than Trace in real life?

Bannon fails by having a heart attack mid-stroke.

Plus the advance word on his "The Room" biopic is great.

Or bodily hurled through the Upside Down hole because the Demogorgon found him appalling.

The live action trailer has that moment where he's calling his own reflection the most gorgeous thing he's ever seen. I instantly thought "yep, perfect Gaston."

I like that the live action version apparently gives a good reason for his standing in the town; he's a war hero who saved the town from the enemy.

He's voiced by Keith David. Being intimidated is expected.

Or just an ass.

He gets his head lopped off in "Undead."

Lots of sea-based ones too. "Devilfish," "Tintorrea,""Tentacles," "Mako," "The Last Shark"…the list is long.

"Orca" is hilariously awful.

"Orca" is his most blatant effort, especially having the titular whale take out a great white in the opening. It's Dino declaring "my guy can beat up your guy" like a grade school playground taunt and it's pathetic.

Gunn gets major points for me simply by making Michael Rooker his "in everything he does" actor.

One of the biggest strikes against the 1976 version. What a complete waste ot Skull Island.

Terminator has naked Hamilton and you don't even need to pause it.

That werewolf section is only like a quarter of the movie, but yeah, good one.