No, that's a British ripoff.

"Carla was the prom queen. "

Except it already got done better in the 70s. By a low budget future MST3K subject.

He's everyone. Oh, sorry.

It's hard to believe that movie qualifies as a "Casablanca" ripoff.

My God, they're real.

Looks kind of cool, but otherwise pretty much a mess. And Vincent Perez is a terrible Brandon Lee replacement.

I'm trying not to burst out laughing at the office reading that. Delivered in the perfect tone of voice too.

"Mmmm, chicken fried steak. Makes me glad I don't have arteries."

Well, gosh!

"Murderous fiend! Did you see what she did to my Faith?!"

He and Faith combined make it the best season.

Mini golf for all!

You will surrender all your personal information to the Sontaran Empire!

Came close at the end.

Stewart hasn't aged since the 80s.

He gets the Broken Lizards' sloppy seconds.

In homophobic Russia, movie not for you!

He needs to show more pictures of him fucking bears.

Only if you smashed that kid against a rock.