Maya Rudolph is perfect.

$381 million > $380.7 million.

Yeah but it’s quite inaccurate to declare something has happened when it hasn’t yet.

Harry Potter franchise, $381 million during its release

I’m sorry if I seemed like a dick Nerdy. Was just amused at your frankness.

I love the question marks next to shave and shampoo bush. Should just have an addendum, ‘in case anyone other than myself will see my vagina’.

• 1a: Shampoo hair.
  

And Melania puts her arm on her shoulder to push her into his quivering maw. “Better you than me, bitch.”

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. **Shudders** Ugh, I want to take a shower for Brigitte. I would have been so repulsed by the up and down look. I say this pretty much every day, but, “I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS DICK BAG IS THE PRESIDENT!”

I am just so embarrassed.

Same.

I also NEVER understood all the Shane love.

I have NEVER understood the appeal of Shane. And I’m a lesbian. Shane always looks like she hasn’t showered in days. And she’s so skinny: no boobs, no ass, nothing. I don’t get it.

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

Lorde rocks, and so does Taylor Swift, and if you don’t think so that’s OK too.

1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

Body language-wise, aside from Trump’s usual bowel movement stance, the palm all the way facing up is total submission. Not shocking, but still gross.

All good points.

1. I own a restaurant. While I don’t have kids, I have always allowed my staff to bring their kids to work. Their well-behaved kids. Sometimes even well-behaved kids get a little wild, and then their parent tells them to cool it and go play upstairs. Kids will be kids. But the ceremonial unveiling of the sphincter,…

I don’t think the magic of the original GBBO cast will ever be matched. They had real chemistry and genuinely seemed to have fun together.