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From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

My reaction to this movie.

Can we just kill this entire movie instead?

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I’m pretty sure Awkwafina existed before Aquafina ... Bojack started in 2014. This masterpiece is from 2012.

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You guys should probably include link to the actual show

What kind of blind person confuses Rupert Grint for Ed Sheeran? It might be my blinding hatred for Ed Sheeran (Rupert Grint seems like a pretty cool guy), but besides being gingers, those two look nothing alike to me.

The difference in Trump’s demeanor and body language between this photo op and his photo ops with male heads of state (Abe and Trudeau) speaks volumes. With the men, he leans toward them, makes eye contact, engages in small talk. He won’t even look at Merkel, he’s shifted away from her in the chair. It’s clear he

Yep. That’s totally the vibe I got too. Except I bet she did it in a totally shady, non-aggressive way that only a long-term diplomat would be able to do.

Sure would explain that little grin on her face. Merkle is made of pure fucking steel, she’s not afraid of pissbabies like Drumpf.

What could you possibly mean by that? Berlin is one of the world’s most international, multi-lingual, progressive cities. You elected this moron. You. Not us.

Oh man. I love Sandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding, but their comedic styles are just so different that I genuinely don’t know if they’d work together. Noel’s style is basically “irreverant comedic weirdo” and Sandi’s basically the female Stephen Fry (which is why she’s so great as the new host of QI). They banter

Charlize has had a really impressive arc as an actress thus far. She went from being eye-candy, to romantic interest, to dramatic actress, to kick ass action star. I’m not her agent, but she should do a few comedies next. Not rom-coms with, say Kevin James, but with her as the focus.

This movie looks awesome. Should I feel bad that I really want to see it? It’s all so gratutious, but that’s what I like about it! Plus, those clips of Charlize and Sophia were insanely sexy, and I’m a straight woman.

(And I’m bi so obviously I’m pro lesbian sex scenes but it doesn’t need to be a huge portion of the trailer. Makes it seem too gazey. I hope they mention that she is in fact bisexual and it’s not just a superfluous, gratuitous moment even though it does look super hot. It’s also cool that Charlize is still playing

She’s probably bi. I’d watch Daniel Craig fuck a sexy guy spy but yeah this is more objectifying than the Bond trailer. I liked it but it is a big hunk of the trailer so a bit much.

Look at mom’s iron grip on his arm. Dying.

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

I don’t get the Hiddleston hate. Especially here. The man is on a promo tour for his movie. Talk about his movie, for Pete’s sake. If you want to talk about his love life, call his agent/publicist/whatever and set up an interview about that. Don’t get upset that he is upset that you talk about his private life when

Ali Wong’s special is so good!