ah I didn’t mean because she’s a woman, though I’m now seeing how it might be read that way! Meant...I usually love her, but she didn’t scream Sessions to me the way McCarthy is so wonderfully, perfectly Spicer. That’s all.

Jk Rowling rocks. She has been vocal in the criticism of you know who.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Booker’s got no chance of ever making it, but Kamala Harris is who people should be propping up instead of Liz Warren.

She’s my senator and I’d like to see her run for President in four or eight years. Whip smart, rational and practical, compassionate- I truly believe she could peel off five percent of the Trump vote while unifying both moderate and liberal Democrats.

As a Canadian, I am fairly expert on how to incorporate snowflakes into your day to day style. In this scenario, I have to give it up to Will Arnett; not just for choosing appropriate footwear but more importantly for the classic squinty ah ah there’s snow in my eyeballs expression, which elevates the look with…

I think it’s really weird. On one level it’s almost weird that these dolls even have underwear.

“This seems like a wise moment to address a sneaking suspicion that I batted away at first—inconceivable, given the physical specimen in front of me—until it became unavoidable: By most definitions, Tom Hiddleston is…uncool.”

I’ve decided that being Taffy’s BFF must be the best thing ever. Imagine getting to hear about all the shit that didn’t make it into this profile.

Okay, so I’m generally amenable to her as a leader in the party, but I’m far from sold. But, kind of like Bernie, does it bother anyone else that she doesn’t have a well-developed foreign policy? Maybe I’m just more concerned about that stuff than most progressives, but a huge selling point for me the second time with…

Worst candidate ever?

Yes, by all means, all of those people who are concerned about practicalities like health care and jobs will be better served by the President who gets rid of the ACA and starts a trade war with Mexico/China/everyone.

Trump calls his own shots, largely based on an accumulation of brain plaques that block cell-to-cell signaling at synapses, and everyone knows it.

I lost it when they started speaking French like some art house movie. lol

I’m more shocked that anyone thought that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were actually a couple instead of a PR stunt to promote their shitty vampire movies.

It’s probably beyond his comprehension that there are millions of women, myself included, who give zero fucks about his opinion on “hotness”, sex, behavior and any other given subject.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

literally me every time i read about these two

... And this godforsaken buffoon was somehow preferable to a woman who had been in public service her entire life because ...emails.