It’s OK, you’re just proving you’re not heartless. That means you will be a wonderful nurse.

Good dog, Charlie Bear.

I love Kim’s sense of humor.

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.

That’s fucked. Heroin is destroying lives and this is the response? Not advocating good rehab programs, not railing against a rehab industry that exists only to Hoover up government money by keeping people hooked for as long as possible and relapsing as often as possible...nope, let’s just post photos of people at…

It has always bugged the shit out of me that these cops stopped to take a picture instead of fucking helping them instantly. INSTANTLY. That child should have INSTANTLY been removed from that car and that situation and his grandparents should have been INSTANTLY assessed for overdose. Why in the fuck did they take…

Best part: When ‘Yonce steps in to congratulate the couple a beat too soon and nopes back out

I’m happy for her that she’s no longer a single lady. They seem so crazy in love, almost drunk in love. He can clearly see how irreplaceable she is & he’s a sexy lil’ thug, so I’m sure they’ll be together until the end of time. What a flawless couple!

Yay for Ru! The Emmy is definitely deserved; Drag Race is consistently one of the best reality shows.

Even though it’s a huge team effort, fans couldn’t help but wonder if he would end up thanking his former flame if he won — since T-Swift could have been a source of inspiration.

Some have their Oprah. I have Mama Ru.

It’s so important for all the young people around the world who get to see this show to hear that there is a way for you to navigate this life.

I’ve been kinda disappointed that there isn’t a Jezebel Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars thread happening (I’ve been participating in the discussion for the weekly recap over at AV club). Anyone watching All Stars? Anyone else dying for PhiPhi to go home or wanna talk about their fave looks that slayed the runway so far??

For those curious about the brother/sister/brother reference in the statement. From David Arquette on Kocktails with Khloe:

This is the most punchable face in the history of punchable faces.

Taking
Liberties with
Children

Not really a new thing though. That’s been going on since forever. Elvis’s “Colonel” Tom Parker comes to mind. I don’t think Dr. Dre has a PhD either.

She had a great followup to one of the mouthbreathers:

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?