No outside food and beverage? Are they seriously saying you can't bring your own water to stand around outside all day in the California sun? That is a ballsy ballsy way to make money off concessions.

Things Weed Has Made Me Do:

ps. I am a fairly normal and non-drug-abusing person today, and I have no mental illnesses. But I still have the bat in my car, for ol times' sake :)

Everyone is so obsessed with finding reasons for hating female celebs that they'll hate a girl for having friends.

That baking cookies thing made me wonder if people only pay attention to Taylor Swift's friendships because she's not just going out to clubs or whatever other young wealthy/famous women do.

Around the age of 20 I got really into Rx painkillers and benzo's (namely Xanax) which, I found out, are a crazy cocktail when mixed. I started wearing a huge beehive wig (fashioned after Amy Winehouse, RIP), talking to myself, being generally delusional, and carrying a baseball bat in my car, which I sometimes used…

Chris Martin: "I want a divorce."

What is TERF? *knows nothing*

Since when is anything Gawker related "self-respecting" or "news"?

Even as a dude, I want the staff she had in the original disney cartoon, so I can take it to work and strike it on the tiles and shout SILENCE in meetings. Justguythings.

I guess I assumed it was implied that discussions of body language don't apply to online communication.

GODDAMIT IZZY.

Y'know, I read this article and immediately thought to myself, "If only I could somehow work in an idiotic statement about transgendered people, this would really be complete." Congratulations for pulling off what I could not.

....Jack in the box did this years ago....

He's going to have terrible forehead wrinkles when he's older.

Please change the headline. It's intentionally misleading. You, and your audience, are better than that.

Therefore "technically" your headline is misleading clickbait.

True, I'm actually pretty small, physically.

Thanks, Obama!

Her "career" is finished, the absolute best she can ever hope for now is to do goofy cameos where she "pokes fun at herself" for being a shallow, wasted, annoying moron.