The way she talks about how she resists doing what's good for herself because she feels that people 'judge' or 'reprimand' her is totally understandable - for a teenager. This is the kind of thing parents of teens hear all the time (don't ask me how I know this super secret information).

If this sounds like responsible parenting to you, for god sake please don't have children.

Oh, does court just get paused for the day now if the defendant is tired and sleepy?

I guess my wife and I are awful people. We should give our son up for adoption to a heterosexual couple.

I give this movie full credit for my teenage belief that wearing black panties counted as sexual expression.

lol. "Video store."

OMG I know. And I hate when people cry after watching Schindler's List. It's like, the holocaust happened years ago and these people aren't even in color.

It would be weird that he's called their "Aunt Robin" all these years.

I'm confused. You have all these tweets from celebrities and you mix in one about some guy who went to the movies by himself.

I can't hate Jim Carrey because of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. He was amazing in that.

With a frying pan?

You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to…

ugh why won't you go get murdered by him for our amusement? Selfish.

"Damn, I wish I lived in Seattle." Said nobody.

This sounds strange since the partners are different sexes but she seems to clearly have a "type" haha

I declare their couple name is Herp.

I read this and was like "I'm twenty one, and kale is amazing!"

I LOVE kale!!

Well as you said this is a conundrum, because I can't think of any type of punishment or retribution would be fair or appropriate in this situation. I certainly wouldn't want to see her labeled as a criminal or serve any time.