I don't like Kanye; I love him.

Thatz okay.

gettingburnered, I like you. But listen to Scooter.

"Yes, racism is something that is almost never-acknowledged... but I do not think that it is exclusive to white people (although I will admit that white people do the most damage with it by virtue of being the majority in power). I've had people say to my face that they don't like me because I'm white... it's a very…

You think only Southern white people are racist? I'd go home with a southern white boy before I'd go home with a white boy from Boston.

I bet if you were IN an interracial relationship you would have a rude awakening. Speaking from experience.

Total ripoff of "Evan Almighty."

Remember when Jake Gyllenhaal came out in that cowboy skit? That was suh-weet!!

Neither do I, Mark, neither do I.

<<shifty side-eye face>>

I'm sorry, I never sleep.

The Broncos could have used all the help they could have gotten.

...But is the NFL ready for Ellen Page?

Please don't take that terrible rapper as representative of the entire UK rap/ hiphop scene. I'm sure you have shitty amateur rappers across the ocean too.

Whatever else happens Americans have got/
the correct pronunciation of "motherfucker" and they have not.

AS IF WE COULDN'T LOVE YOU MORE JESSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to be excited about this but...James Franco. :/

It makes your poop glamorous.

Buhahah my bulldog accepts no competition. You and the baby need to move out while I evaluate where I'm going in life. Also I'm still in love me ex! But baby I'll pay for the abortion, so long as I don't have to go, I hate needles!

I'll remember it two days late, get you something for the house I want (maybe a 60 gallon fish tank) and when you call me out on being selfish and getting a gift I want, I'll flip the argument on around on you, claiming you're the ingrate!