Hello, I'm the ex of your dreams! :giggle/snort:

We do really need a video of her reading this and trying to sound serious....

She seems almost permeated with snottiness. That is amazingly unattractive.

You are not alone. That is truly the downside to fluidity for those of us with iffy taste in partners :/

Thanks. I guess. It's just that considering this (Farrow/Allen) celebrity family's trauma may include awful sexual improprieties at best and child molestation at worst, I would think comparing any other family to them ('celebrity' or not) and speculating/inferring about when they'll have like-problems too, is a…

I find her almost spectacularly unattractive.

We might have to take this outside, because she's been my clearly-suffering-from-depression celebrity girlfriend for years. As opposed to my real life diagnosed-with-depression girlfriends, who can rarely justify not getting out of bed in morning by reminding me that they're super fucking rich, like, do you know how…

The producers of the Bachelor must realize they've gone as far as they can with the show, so they've decided to go out with a wang.

I'm adopted, and just curious...is the Jolie Pitt crack supposed to be funny, or demeaning to adoptive families in general? Because FYI: we don't have a higher statistical probability of imploding any moreso than your average biologically related families (Psst..who also can be dysfunctional - Gasp! - Who knew??!!)

I try to. Sadly, it hasn't answered back yet.

My motivations are about as selfish as most parents' - I set out to have a family because it's something I want and because I think I have something to give a child. But I'm not the one bragging about my IQ, my artistic ability, my athleticism, my ethics and my nobility. I'm going to hope for my own peace of mind…

I admit I only have two graduate degrees to your three, but I did a vast amount of research myself before pursuing adoption. I know how much it costs. I also know that there are unethical and problematic practices in adoption, but there are also children who need homes, both in the US and abroad, and there are…

That's just not accurate. Adoptions do not have to cost 50k; not all agencies have different rates by child's age; depending on the route you choose the costs may be completely covered by the adoption tax credit because children need homes and I just... can't even with your attitude.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Adoption is not "basically buying children". I grant you the point that someone with tons of money could potentially shop around until they found an agency willing to approve them / someone willing to choose them as adoptive parents because of their perceived advantages, but adoption is not…

for giving us one of the most boundlessly inventive recording artists in modern music?

Dear Universe,

I VERY much am on Dylan's side, but Soon-Yi was not Woody's daughter, adoptive or step. She was, and is, however the sister to Woody's children (moses, satchel/ronan and dylan) which is what makes the whole thing so extra not OK.

Give the Jolie-Pitts credit for (apparently) stopping at 6. I hope they stick to that.

I was 6 when the affair came out so I just was never aware. But I do think that Woody Allen has had the wondering creep factor tagged on himself for a while now, I just wasn't aware that Mia was a different kind of crazy.

Much of this did come out when the Soon-Yi/Woody affair became public. I'm surprised people today aren't aware of it. I guess that goes to show you how quickly people forget information regarding celebrities and move on to the next scandal, and then the next . . .