Your monkey will go to heaven. Just sayn'.

Nirvana is the best band in history. Deal with it, stupid faced Guns n' Roses fan and /or weirdly young person.

Not going to lie, if 80s Bryan Cranston and I made love, the soundtrack would be Prince's Electric City.

Anyone who chooses Bath Salts over Weed should seek medical help.

In defense of "is this bread vegitarian..." YOU NEVER KNOW ANYMORE!>! I recently started going vegan (4 months strong) and it is shocking how many animal products are in our food (I'm looking at you, poptarts).

"I was told there would be milk. Where is the damn milk?!"

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Ughhh, can't stand her.

No offense, but that sounds like a medical condition. Maybe get that checked out or something?

Even with a to go cup? This would work like gangbusters in New Orleans.

The phrase "hugely endowed" always makes me laugh like a 3rd grader.

Glad to hear he didn't die in vain... :-/

I mean, unless they come from a wealthy family... someone had to pay for it. And I get the feeling nursing home jobs don't pay that well.

So obviously the last gif....