Sounds like a magical fairy tale...
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Your 5th grade teacher sounds like a dick. Whoa.
You monster.
How come the main character only has one friend, no family outside her marriage or job? It's sort of depressing, really...
the clusterfuck that was the Tila Tequila show was... magical.
Hit & Miss!! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt223234…
Agreed, it seems kinda mean spirited. Wasn't there a south park episode about this, but with Britney Spears?
Xbox is owned by microsoft. Free publicity!
Did you ever hear the Dave Chapelle stand up routine on 911 phone calls? Classic!
I hope one of them screamed: GET OFF MY LAWN!
Is it a fetus? Yes.
I'm Paula Deen.... black people
"Don't start a Twitter account! Write a book instead"
There are already a tremendous amount of palliative care drugs on the market. Why create more?
It's crazy that people are spending their lives in prison for selling weed or molly or coke or whatever.... while these fucking lunatics in corporate america keep inventing more and more ways to get their clients addicted to their products.
Wow. He looks soooooooo stoned. hahahahahha
It's called math. You should look into it...
That totally blows, I'm sorry that it is something you have to deal with.
haha that would be really really weird.