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That's a very specific... bulge?

I just think of them as the Fast and the Furious girl and THE EYEBROWS.

God dammit, this is going to suck.

Red haired step child? How could there be this much anti-redhead cruelty on the internet...

I feel like there is a Michael Jackson joke in there somewhere but I... just... can't... get to it....

It's cute enough... but come on! Let's be real about cats, guys, let's be real.

Almost exactly like herpes.

Yeah... it's funny that we just pretend that the dixicrats were never a thing. I remember reading that Hilary Clinton was the president of her undergrad Young Republicans club.... the democrats were toxic assholes back in the day.

Yeah, West Virginia is cool as fuck.

What kind of creep show would want to watch that?

Can I boycott them after I've seen the grand canyon, cause that shit is supposed to be amazing.

Any recommendations for what to do in Montreal? I'm going next week for 4 days.... never been there before advice?

Yes, you are probably a hipster. Who isn't, nowadays?

You don't think Beyonce's song with the feminist monolog wasn't a step in the right direction? How many people who have never looked into academic feminist theory accidentally got exposed to a thoughtful lecture on the topic? And also exposed to a darn good song, too.

I had the reverse happen to me, after spending 10 years being forced to listen to Muse albums in the background of every hipster party or car ride.... THEY BECOME HUGE AND I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THEM!

Show up to the bar late, be slightly more sober than anyone else. Profit.