severely underrated comment that only someone with Detroit experience could have created.

Am Canadian :

I think you missed the point of what getstoney was trying to say.

“No cop was ever born who isn’t a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift all the way around one of those clover-leaf freeway interchanges. Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the…

“But what the fuck do I care? Do your thing. Make sure and go to a crowded outdoor event, don’t wear a mask and make sure and talk LOUDLY to all those around you...”

This (like the loonie) is underappreciated.

Old man strength is a real thing.

I see what you did there eh.

We’ll be fine while you’re gone Rob

My ‘00 Maxima had this, it was the car’s worst feature by a lot, but it didn’t ruin the car. 

Like Acidtonic? LOL!

Cheaper to be an asshole and not move your car so the street can actually be cleaned, but it’s the city’s fault it’s so dirty. Right?

My reaction...

Given the target age of the drivers of these, that leather was to make the owner feel younger and better about themselves. Elephant asshole doors/baby’s butt facelift.

So many questions......

Ruched cream leather is the most ‘90s thing that has ever existed and I kind of love it for that. Reminds me of my youth going through magazines. 

Oh my gawd!

I think he did better as a comedian than most of Jalopnik does with motorsports coverage. 

Not a weird nerd, but your rather oblique defence of Musk is interesting.

Salties!  I haven’t heard that term since my aunt in Two Harbors was alive.  The arrival of the salties in the spring was a very big deal.