Heh, it’s so optimistic to think that there’ll be jobs left for our kids. Me, I’m preparing my kids for Thunderdome. Their practice with spears and spikes welded onto a dune buggy will definitely edge out anyone with a bachelors of arts degree in 2030.

Some of the most racist things that I’ve ever heard come out of people that are on the air at ESPN

Jesus fucking Christ, nuclear winter can’t come fast enough. We had our shot, time to give the next round of evolution a try.

Probably the hospital.

Cleveland could always use a middling quarterback to turn into a bad quarterback.

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

That’s completely different, bro. China has a lot more money than North Carolina.

It’s easy enough to understand how bold, brash, ballsy, bullshit artists con their ways into jobs they don’t deserve and then cling to their power long after they have shown themselves to be frauds. It’s been clear for a very long time to anybody who is paying attention that much of finance/politics/the entertainment…

-Has nictitating membranes:

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

“I gotta say, Facebook’s decision to stream less strikes me as a pretty bad idea.”
-Matt Harvey

I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS JEZEBEL SHIT ALREADY

thank you, like get to know some straight men, people. Please.

I’m pretty sure you don’t actually know most straight men. Sure he’s handsome as hell but sex? No thanks.

I can’t, but I know who can....

You have to include the word “man.” Modifying it with a simply adjective is also acceptable. “Handsome man makes comment” or in Jezland “Evil man oppresses with comment.”