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“Basketball A-Rod”

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Pictured: Inadequate Hand.

A question. Doesn’t the code talks about political PARTISAN activities? BLM is not a partisan political activity. It’s social activism but not partisan political activity.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Nonsensical Kinja.

I was operating under the assumption that such a clause was boilerplate for any coach with Dwight Howard on his team.

I’d hire you. Bring the cattle bolt pistol.

I know it’s a difficult decision, but I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I’ve decided to enter my name into consideration for coach of the Rockets.

ohh, sorry. i mean’t please bring your child and don’t worry about everyone around you. it was your decision and everyone else should have to live with it. i’m sure wherever you’re bringing him/her, it’s completely and utterly necessary.

Create a five-year moratorium on flying with a child. you can do it; I promise. I wish the airlines wouldn’t incentivize parents to bring small children.

I was prepared for this to be a “Short Debate” article that simple said, “Don’t.”

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

Representatives from Skyline handle collection after the game.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

How is this shocking after last season? No one wants a choker to be their closer.

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I don’t know if you heard, because it was rarely reported, but the corpse of Kobe retired