Female ex-GOP here. When it’s how your entire worldview is informed from birth, “brain damaged” maybe isn’t quite as accurate as “brainwashed”.

Counterpoint: You do realize that Giannis was all of 18 years old at the start of his rookie season, and at least two inches shorter than he is now at 21. And that this kind of shift in physique screams ‘skinny teenage kid becomes a man.’

You should become more familiar with bird law

“Dwyane, Chris, Melo, we did it! We won the championship, and we did it all together! This is everything I had dream—”

Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper.

Thanks for dropping by, Bill.

“Is it because you know he would have waxed the woman you’ll all end up voting for?”

Also: Caltech is nerdy. MIT is nerdy. Harvey Mudd is nerdy. Stanford is a finishing school for the Organization Kid scions of West Coast wealth and the higher-achieving members of the Mainland Chinese princeling class. (The middling ones go to USC.)

Haha. Yeah. thats my house. I really don’t mind the dog in the bed, though.

This is bad kinja.

+78.5 passer rating

I think it’d be pretty easy for Colin to avoid seeing his mom in Denver. Just make sure she’s an open receiver, they’ll never connect.

Dude always looked like a Dollar Tree Matt Damon to me

Not “Down Syndrome” exactly, because down is an extra 21st HUMAN chromossome, which makes it uniquely human.
But they can have extra chromossomes in their DNA that alter their genetic make up resulting in stuff that looks like down syndrome.
Virtually any living (actually, plants, insects, funghi and mammals, to be more…

Bird law in that country is not governed by reason.

They’re amazing, but I hate their hypocrisy. They prance and preen and showboat and it’s all good (and I enjoy it), but when another team beats them and gives it back to them, they suddenly turn into the best fans in basketball and whine how it's disrespectful and unprofessional. They're great, but they have this…

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.

Note: you spread your fingers as wide as you can and measure from the tip of the pinky to the tip of the thumb.

Plush 1

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”