It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

“Coaches come and go.”

Here’s the BEFORE photo.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

Next up: I think ketchup tastes bad, so I don’t eat it: a 7000 word glimpse into the human soul.

know when to walk away

No one is arguing he’s a top 10 Laker, maybe on a good day top 5, though I would probably rank him 6th behind Kareem, West, Magic, Shaq and Baylor.

Hear, hear, just look at Shaq’s absurd stat lines, especially in the postseason, during their title years. Kobe wasn’t the best guy in purple and gold until he was playing with Smush Parker.

Possibly the greatest player in franchise history? How stupid is Kupchak? You can argue Magic, but how could be possibly think that Kobe is better than Kareem? Or, hell, Shaq? Kobe Bryant is no more the greatest player in Lakers history than Paul Pierce is the greatest player in Celtics history.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

Ben needs to be careful and make sure he protects his gray matter. He also should take care of his brain.