“Hi I need a set of decent wheels at a decent price”

It’s a hard, hard conversation to have, and I’ve had to have it recently with a parent. Uber was mentioned and when I was told that the app was too complicated, I questioned how operating a motor vehicle was less complicated than using the Uber app. 

Sir, we’ve been trying to reach out to you about your boat’s extended warranty!

“upscale-appearing metallic gold paint”

Nice looking, honest transport. Not quite highway robbery. Frontage road robbery. ND.

2 campers, 1 bucket.

Any ranking that has Amazon as the #2 grocery store will be instantly ignored. I really am not going to value the opinions of any group that thinks they’re saving money/getting a great experience by buying groceries from Amazon.  I really would like to see the demographics for whatever this sample group was.

Way back in the olden times, before that asshole Jim Spanfeller & the other toxic herbs of Great Hill Partners killed off all the fun sub-blogs, Kitchenette (or maybe Behind Closed Ovens) featured multiple server horror stories of ranch being demanded/consumed in vast, truly disgusting quantities.

You goofballs make me laugh every time. Thanks :)

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me

I think those gauge faces are from Crusin’ USA.

The seats look like they received 5 fresh coats of cooking grease

Seats look like they’ve been painted.

Nope. #1 for store-bought tortilla chips is:

... “from an era when Chrysler was financially on the ropes.”

Nice flag wrap bruh. Gotta love flag guys. Especially the ubiquitous flag stickers on most bro-trucks. Yay, you’re an American. The other 340 million of us appreciate you letting us know.

Jake,

I like this car. I think it is weird and niche and has a kind of retro cool, and I would be prepared to pay more than it is really worth for it. However that would be me paying about seven thousand dollars for it, not seventeen thousand. ND for being ten grand too much, even for me.

Instant ND for the “Let;’s go Brandon” sticker. Immediate red flag that the seller is a moron and thus the mechanicals on whatever toy this thing is will be suspect.