I’m honestly a little confused by those numbers since the speedo shows mph as its primary delineation

The speedometer checks out.  The large white numbers are km/h, while the smaller, yellow numbers are mph.  

That explains why the axe and shovel have never been used.

Fuckin cosplayers man....

I also enjoyed “This vehicle has never been misused or taken off road” - I know what they mean, but isn’t off roading the proper use for these?

Not a single interior picture? Even as the seller waxes poetic about how the roof rack “enhances the vehicle’s culture” — Gaak! — not a single mention of it in the text either. And this is the wife’s wheels — with a recovery kit stuck to said cultural roof rack and enough lights to be seen from space. Hmmmm ...

This is all I can think of

Not a cemetery, but it is right here!

“Hi I need a set of decent wheels at a decent price”

It’s a hard, hard conversation to have, and I’ve had to have it recently with a parent. Uber was mentioned and when I was told that the app was too complicated, I questioned how operating a motor vehicle was less complicated than using the Uber app. 

Sir, we’ve been trying to reach out to you about your boat’s extended warranty!

“upscale-appearing metallic gold paint”

Nice looking, honest transport. Not quite highway robbery. Frontage road robbery. ND.

2 campers, 1 bucket.

Any ranking that has Amazon as the #2 grocery store will be instantly ignored. I really am not going to value the opinions of any group that thinks they’re saving money/getting a great experience by buying groceries from Amazon.  I really would like to see the demographics for whatever this sample group was.

Way back in the olden times, before that asshole Jim Spanfeller & the other toxic herbs of Great Hill Partners killed off all the fun sub-blogs, Kitchenette (or maybe Behind Closed Ovens) featured multiple server horror stories of ranch being demanded/consumed in vast, truly disgusting quantities.

You goofballs make me laugh every time. Thanks :)

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me

I think those gauge faces are from Crusin’ USA.

The seats look like they received 5 fresh coats of cooking grease