Nope. #1 for store-bought tortilla chips is:

... “from an era when Chrysler was financially on the ropes.”

Nice flag wrap bruh. Gotta love flag guys. Especially the ubiquitous flag stickers on most bro-trucks. Yay, you’re an American. The other 340 million of us appreciate you letting us know.

Jake,

I like this car. I think it is weird and niche and has a kind of retro cool, and I would be prepared to pay more than it is really worth for it. However that would be me paying about seven thousand dollars for it, not seventeen thousand. ND for being ten grand too much, even for me.

Instant ND for the “Let;’s go Brandon” sticker. Immediate red flag that the seller is a moron and thus the mechanicals on whatever toy this thing is will be suspect.

Because it’s Appalachia, and heat is scarce. That’s good heat, don’t you waste that heat. Heat’s should be fer people, not fer pizzuhrs.

Get the actual fuck out of here with this 

Even the best explanations still just paint a picture of laziness and lack of execution. “It’s hot so we dump cold stuff on it” is not a good rationale to remove the magic that a well made pizza creates. The one that just makes cheese pizza then puts cold toppings on??? I just deserve better than that and that’s it.

As soon as I saw the photo I knew exactly what you were writing about. Beto’s (and Danny’s, right next door; but it’s Danny’s for hoagies, Beto’s for pizza) has been serving that style since the ‘60s. It’s been probably 50 years since I’ve had it. It was good for what it was, and the circumstances under which we had…

This. Minis are fun, but a reliability hornet’s nest, buyer beware. And the roof line on this one just looks.. weird. Like someone put it in the crusher, had second thoughts, and took it back out.

The grocery store near my mom’s old house had two draft lines at the front of the store so you could pour yourself a beer. The shopping carts had pint holders.

I would argue the Matrix was a hatchback rather than a wagon. The first gen is close, the second gen is definitely just a hatchback:

Can we do the same for Florida? How many Evinrudes will it take to give that state a shove off into the Atlantic?

1. You’re an Audi mechanic; buy the car.

Do you mean ≠? I think you mean ≠. Or are you telling me to buy this??? Because I’m thinking of buying this!!!

The Ambiguous Mobile. It’s subtle. 

So, Patriot Pickles purloined previous pickle partner’s proprietary process to provide parallel product to popular provisioner?

To me the crust is flaky, like compressed ritz crackers , but not crumbly. It isn’t just bread like most crust.