Exactly. No winners to be found. Dining out while other cities in Texas are having to do refrigerator trucks to deal with the overflow of dead bodies? Not even an attempt to space out the tables. It’s so easy to believe that only the MAGAts aren’t taking this seriously enough but plenty of our folks are gonna play them…

yeah i think, even given a high energy atmosphere, and as much as i love watching women twerk, i think seeing someone just stand up on a seat and begin to do it would be pretty gross. during brunch? this is not the time. have fun. dance in the aisles. dont impose your fun on other people there.

I kept looking down at the dates of these videos just to make sure this happened now and not in 2019. And in Dallas too, jfc. Team No One for real. 

Team No One. Not one. No masks, no social distancing, that turtleneck, that TI-like monologue, the whole damn mixed message of the restaurant, annoying brunch twitter,  and why would I want to watch someone with a heavy filter and a dizzy stars halo chewing with a mouf full of food?

The definition of a “homeowner” is someone who is on the way to the hardware store.

Just want to add, and of course this varies by neighborhood, but: People are much more invested in keeping a community nice when everyone owns. Because they are literally invested in the community. Someone with a 30-year mortgage is generally going to be a better neighbor than someone with a lease than lasts a year.

Their fear of wild animals roaming their land is real!

My favorite one was the article where everyone moved to a tiny town in Vermont and everyone in that town hates them because they don’t know the rules at the dump. It’s increasingly out of touch and maybe it doesn’t matter because you have to pay to read it and that’s who is reading it? People with the same “struggles.”

Lol, I live on the outskirts of the burbs - the houses here all have 5-10acres so lots of rural landscape and habitat. The new neighbors who moved in across from us were like, “Gosh, I just don’t know what all that howling could be coming from. Do you think it’s dangerous??”

First, the outdoor wood-burning furnace didn’t provide enough heat for the 1,700-square-foot house, then the dishwasher needed replacing, then diseased trees needed to be cut down, the land needed leveling and he had to build a proper driveway.

That’s what I thought? Who sold this idiot a property with an external wood burning stove and told him he could live in it in the winter? 

As someone who has updated my kitchen, leveled my house, made a number of electrical repairs, hired a lawn guy and signed a gutter cleaning contract, all within the last year, and is now getting quotes to restore my windows, I’ve decided that to enjoy being a homeowner (at least of an older house) you just have to be…

I’ll take living in COVID from the exurbs vs a crowded urban setting every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

I would find this more amusing if it was just rich people that did this since by definition, they have the money to ‘fix’ it. Unfortunately, home buyers in general are ignorant and let themselves be talked into buying too much house by banks and real estate agents without any thought of where they are going to get the…

True, but I can go for a walk outside just by walking out my front door. If you want to have beer in a beer garden, I can still do that on my deck. Want to lay in the grass, I can do that in my back yard. All without a mask, heck, I could do it naked.

It’s not throwing money away if it works for you.  

I’ve lived in the same house in the ‘burbs for 20 years and we’ve had at least a dozen houses sold in our neighborhood since Covid.

LMAO the “outdoor wood-burning furnace” does not adequately convey central heating. Did he buy a cabin in the mountains and expect it to be a 4-season house? These people really have no idea about basic living conditions in the climate in which they appear to actually live in. And yes, grass and trees grow and you…

Now when your car breaks down you don’t go to the home of a scary farmer with a gun and ask for help

My wife is very anti-anti-vaxx — what would you call that? Pro-vaxx? Reality-based? Pro-science? She is also a nurse and was informed she’ll have the option of getting the vaccine (Pfizer) around Christmas. But she’s not sure she wants it so soon. She’s nervous about the speed it was brought to market and wants to…