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Meaning that we walk around thinking one thing about our (the US) government’s preparation, logistics, processes, etc. in a variety of areas, which we would assume are pretty good (there’s so much government! We’re a bunch of smart, forward-looking, pro-active people! They’re all working so hard and they are ON IT!) an

There are state, local, federal strategic reserves/stockpiles of various medical gear. In particular, N95 masks have expiration dates, but in reality, what goes bad is the elastic, and that mask still has suitable usages. In addition to needing a large number of them, and having supply chain and foresight issues, the

Came for this. Not disappointed.

Still a bad idea if insufficient ventilation and people are there for an extended period:

Perverse twist on fake it ‘til you make it. Or dress for the job you want.

Do you know WHY Kentucky isn’t as bad as some other places? Smaller cities and a Democratic governor who took this seriously and locked things down. BTW, there are surges in a whole lot of interior American cities (Charlotte, KC, Minneapolis, Columbus, etc.) right now. 

Daniel Silva is very talented, but your facts about his Ink Master appearances are reversed. He auditioned into his role on Ink Master by going on Ink Master: Angels; the conceit was that if a tattoo artist beat his/her local competition and then an Ink Master-veteran Angel, he/she got a spot on the next regular Ink

It’s not pretentious. Well, it IS pretentious, but it’s because the “content” creator is selling ad space, so they have to bury the frickin recipe so far down after a recitation of what they wore the first time they made this dish, and how every member of their family feels about pickles, etc. so they can cram in ads

Was assuming tagliatelle, since that’s how I usually see it sold. Same thing though.

I broke out my lounger yesterday! I have almost this identical chair from Lowe’s (solid $99 purchase!!), except instead of cupholder, i have a small folding metal outdoor side table I bought from Target; mine also has a slightly nicer footrest. I’ve been working from home for 3 years, and splurged on this in the first

Kinja ate the pic, you should not be deprived:

I got all y’all beat. This was my parents’ kitchen floor until 1998; the house I grew up in and our main entrance to the house. Flower print Congoleum. They remodeled with tile in 1998, but kept the old Magic Chef oven and Waring blender and Jennair downdraft range top. The Jennair and Magic Chef only left this earth

My parents’ Waring is still on their countertop, I’m almost positive, and they’ve done two kitchen remodels since I left home >20 yrs ago.

I own this dress! Can I join in, too? It’s gonna look real silly on my real tall husband. Brandi Melville dresses are one-size-fits-almost-no-one.

I’ll take a conspicuously consuming hypebeast in an overpriced mask over someone refusing to wear a mask every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

If they don’t open, the divorce rate will soon be higher than it already is. (Holy Jeez, THAT’s what you look like??)

That is a beautiful, wellmade, attractive (and functional/safe) mask. Kudos to you! I see the darts, and from making/wearing, know this might be a superior design. I’ll guinea pig it this weekend. (My husband keeps casually mentioning my mask-making to his relatives and co-workers, and so my backlog is now very long,

I’m not saying the DNC shouldn’t have a thorough examination and a stern talking to with him and look strongly into every feasible way to have him replaced as the nominee (if that’s what the investigation indicates). It may not be 5 minutes before the execution, but it’s very hard to dump a candidate, and my parents

And I’ll be equal opportunity: also fuck the people who brought up the allegations against Roy Moore in November 2017, 35 days before that election. Of course those allegations were awful and candidate-disqualifying, but it’s not like his high profile political career and candidacy snuck up on every one of those

If the allegation is serious enough to disqualify the candidate (and I’m not saying it isn’t, it very very much likely is, which is kind of perverse in this match-up) where was Reade at any point between April 2019 to March 20, 2020?