When I saw the title I thought for sure this was going to be about Sean Penn.

At least he has the face he deserves.

You know who else raped and beat Madonna, tying her up and physically, emotionally, and sexually assaulting her for over 9 hours, even beating her over the head with a baseball bat, and she didn't report it due to the humiliation, media attention, and trouble?

One of my biggest fears about parenting is the inevitable "Oh shit - where is my child?" moment of life sucking panic. I know it is coming (if/when) I ever have children....just really not looking forward to it.

Middle-aged men in ill-fitting suits make me tear up. They're probably just fine but I'm projecting SO MUCH PAIN.

your totally right. he isnt a licensed therapist, and hasnt been for years. fucking foghorn leghorn sounding mother fucker.

Fuck you, Doctor Phil. Riveting TV or not, this is the cellar of the bottom of the bottom for you to air something like this.

Not going to lie... I lasted about 10 seconds before I turned it off.

"Dr" Phil is an asshole for filming and airing this. He could have helped him privately.

Read "Under the Banner of Heaven." Super-fanatical religious sorts don't like their women reading and thinking for themselves. They get all backsassy and then you gotta put 'em down for good.

She was soooo good.

We need more Gene Hackman in this world. I watched The Poseidon Adventure the other day and I was all "Where have you been, Gene?!"

I was rooting for Quint.

But she was soooooooooo good in Big Love. I mean, #teamjen all the way, but credit where credit is due.

God I hope it's real.

Chloe Sevigny is just mad she wasn't able to make socks & sandals happen.

Bitch, please. Like Naomi needs an excuse to attack people.

Big life moment

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