You know you're always guarenteed one screaming baby on every flight.

With ya. Visualize a smooth flight. Breath in through the nose, out through the mouth. Soft tummy. Repeat until I have successfully guided the plane to our destination.

No, he's a product of his home life. Read just a little bit about his parents and it will all make sense.

First of all, fuck Twitter, this had got to be the shittiest way ever invented to tell a story.

I miss her too, but she left a great legacy in more than just comedy. Tonight is my weekly visit to Gilda's Club, which she founded so that nobody with cancer would have to live through it alone. There are charming images of her everywhere in the club house, and even the rooms are named after some of her best lines.

She was the gold standard that no other SNL cast member has even approached.

OK, rant here:

My complaint - not enough Gilda.

Choppin broccolaaahhhh!

More Jan Hooks!

All I needed was King Tut and I was golden. My absolute favorite SNL skit ever.

I will admit a thing right now: I would STILL do Dana Carvey. Something about him has always been super attractive to me. Don't care, no regrets, NOT AT ALL.

It wasn't perfect, but overall I really enjoyed it. At the very least, it made me want to go watch some of the older stuff that I haven't seen before or haven't seen in a long time.

Jason Sudeikis makes What's Up with That for me. I am behind this.

God bless this show. I have watched it from around 1979 onward every year (mostly) since then. It is a funny show and the only one nationally broadcast that dares to try current and cutting edge humor. It often fails but week after week they try. The one thing I get so tired of is the judging of one era as better…

Dana Carvey looks amazing. That is all.

I'm just glad that finally, for the first time ever, acknowledged the passing of Danitra Vance on the air. Even Charles Rocket got a moment of silence when he died, but Vance had to wait 20 years just to be included in a montage with the cue card guy.

It does, and I respect her for it. Ditto Melissa McCarthy doing Chris Farley (more successfully, in my opinion).

Man, it takes some brass balls to step into those shoes.