I don't want to link the asshole that wrote it, but there was an article yesterday on a fairly popular website that described her as "a chubby, whipsmart, not conventionally attractive, neurotically bothered female comic."

How do people not realize how insufferably obnoxious Taylor Swift is

I'm giving these parents so much side eye.

I find this all really disheartening. I have an almost 2 year old daughter, and she's bright and funny and a pain in my ass, and I want to raise her to be able to do *anything* at all... and I mean it, if she's happy and healthy and manages to live her life in a thoughtful, considerate and empathetic way, then I…

not having kids not having kids not having kids not having kids

Omg, really? Tenacious D? Ridiculous.

I love Beyonce, but she is so painstakingly crafted. Get real, Bey.

tell me more about this funfetti cake....

I won first prize in the 3rd grade "Reflections" arts contest for a really nice pastel sketch I did of my mom's Christmas cactus. Should I....send that ribbon onto Beyonce out of respect for art? Or do I get to keep it?

That was the first drum riff I learned.

I am also in Ireland and i am in the area where it happened and he is hated. Some of victims family say they forgive him and they would like to meet with him and he still can not be bothered to meet up with them. If he wasn't a celebrity he would have received more than a measly fine. We can agree to disagree but he…

Hush up now. We alllll shine in different ways. And usually totally unaware of it.

It's not even really the dress, although it is amazing, it's HER! She's... she's... REGAL. She could be wrapped in a sheet and that face, that poise would just sear through.

None of us have ever or will ever look that good. We'll just have to dazzle with the world with our scintillating wit.

She just seems to exude joy and confidence! It's really striking. She's radiant.

There's something about Tracee Ellis Ross that makes me unable to stop looking at her. It's more than just beauty (which she has in spades). There's just some special, undefinable "it" factor.

I didn't look that good at 21, let alone 56. I have failed life. *Weeps*

Right? Like... daaaaaaaaamn.

Tracee Ellis Ross looks INCREDIBLE.

Angela Basset killed it. That dress is everything.