Placemats! This guy is legit right there.

Where’s my check? I take PayPal...?

He looks like a real wiseass = yup :)

I can’t have nice fragrances either. I love perfume forever... but it makes me sick. Natural fragrances too boooo. I love product packaging forever & can enjoy that :)

I can’t have nice fragrances either. I love perfume forever... but it makes me sick. Natural fragrances too boooo. I…

When I see that can I get all happy & think “Big Ass Hair Spray” immediately every time.

When I see that can I get all happy & think “Big Ass Hair Spray” immediately every time.

It does have that ‘hairspray’ fragrance agreed... I’m allergic to any & all fragrance & wear my hair sans products these days.

It does have that ‘hairspray’ fragrance agreed... I’m allergic to any & all fragrance & wear my hair sans products…

Elnett by Loreal Paris. Drugstore brand. Brushable. Holds. In 4 varieties & a cute little travel size. Also looks pretty on your dressing table :)

Elnett by Loreal Paris. Drugstore brand. Brushable. Holds. In 4 varieties & a cute little travel size. Also looks…

Me too. My guess: You aren’t a ‘victim’ = you fought back yeh?

Siriusfm, IHeartRadio, etc etc = killed the art of the DJ. The Broadcaster.

That sounds dirty now THANKS MJ you sick squandered talent fuck.

Meet ‘Green Jello.’ Rapping = parody = dead on hahaha

TeLephone OPerator.

I just can’t with this. Any company that makes a profit telling this sad, sick story about celebrity privilege, arrogance & people using their powers for bad... all of the profits should go to women’s shelters. Too fucking soon. If you saw the crime photos of how that fucker/his pals left the victims... nothing funny…

I bought the book because of your post & just loving it so far thanks!

That’s weed, Dude.

I hope you have every blessing forever now and forever forever. Bless you wonderful internet stranger.

Love is a risk. Who has the formula for happiness? Not I sez Shinebox.

Fair enough... I just try to give people the benefit of the doubt, I dunno? Did someone use that line on you?

Why are you judging the fuck out of this poster? Got issues? Judge not unless you walk in someone else’s shoes, no?

Simply & beautifully stated thank you.