I initially read this as “Morganna swallowed”. 

*Warning: not a baseball expert*

Per the video with Serge, Kawhi still rolls his own blunts. 

The UFC’s gesture is a charitable one, but it also calls to mind all the ways in which the fight promotion, through the actions of its employees and its business relationships, has been a hostile place to those who belong to the LGBTQ+ community.

If they were trying to represent the most androgynous, eastern European gangster in history, then they achieved their GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL. 

And yes, that cornball was there. (Drake)

Agreed. I think it needed to be a black overcoat. The beige just takes me back to when I was 14 and discovered that Penthouse magazine wasn’t about real estate investing. 

I’ve used a “dick towel” ever since I played quarterback in high school. I was always drying my hands on it so I didn’t drop the snap and could get a good grip for throwing the ball.

Celebrating those goals with more than a fist bump after about 5-0 just means you’re a bit of a dick.

Wow. This is possibly the most influential sports injury in history. The whole NBA will be shaped for the next 10 years because of this. The Knicks, Nets, Lakers, Pelicans, and Celtics are immediately impacted by the injury. All of those teams were either looking to sign Durant to a max deal or trade for him and deal…

I 100% believe the fight would have been a no contest if nobody saw him blow his nose. If he was kneeled down facing his coaches, it would be a different story. But since he was standing, the ref, cameras, and Joe “do some DMT Rogan” saw it and knew what happened.

If the trade didn’t include Edwin Diaz, this would easily be the Mariners’s best trade in history. Regardless of the fact that the Mariners threw in an extra $20 million in cash just to make Cano go away.

Would be even better if his name wasn’t actually “Mangum”.

But if Van Gundy is banned, who is going to stop the fights?

She had the look of, “This guy has done this before. I know what’s about to happen so I’m getting out of the way”.

Agreed. It’s like buying 100 level baseball tickets then starting a fight because you get hit with a foul ball. Obviously not intentional and the seat holder incurs the risk when purchasing.

I believe you meant “fjar” more stars. #missedopportunity

As a coworker that has witnessed such an event, I have firsthand knowledge on the appropriate actions of how to handle this if your coworker has a similar incident. In 2019, you must be considerate of HIPPAA, #metoo, and general human decency when reacting to this type of situation.

No one could have seen this coming...