What if, and hear me out on this, we simply removed the cable?

Exactly. It’s one of those terrible, terrible shots where the coach is screaming, “I’M GOING TO CUT YOU.......a piece of the championship celebration cake.”

The AFC East teams have 6 games within the division, then four games against common opponents from the AFC North and NFC East, both considered to be weak divisions this year. Hence the Jets and Bills having easy schedules. The two games against Miami also help them get an easy schedule ranking. 

Leave it to the Japanese to figure out how to get 3 strikes and 3 balls with just one pitch.

I’m not drinking a beer out of that. 

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12.

Seven-plus hours of wrestling—seven-plus hours of pretty much anything—is too much

If I told you that Swaggy P spent 11 seasons in the NBA, would you believe me? 

We can all agree that all-star games are shit. But for the fans of all the teams that don’t get Zion (Blazers fan here), the thought of seeing guys like Dame/Giannis/Kyrie throwing alley-oops to him makes the game must see tv.

Anytime there is a disputed call, the balls never lie.

I’m pretty sure that everyone at a Taylor Swift concert is able to recognize her. Seems pointless to me. 

This is why the song “A a a a a Very Good Song (Silent Track)“ by Samir Mezrahi has so many downloads. Would be great if Apple fixed this.

The Rams just jinxed themselves into getting Jared Goff hurt in the 1st quarter of the first game.

After every time I read “Netflix”, my brain instinctively added the obligatory *da-DUM*.

As I continue to learn and study more about the health of athletes, I’ve begun to associate anger and rage with steroids and pure lunacy to CTE. This definitely sounds like CTE to me.

Surprisingly, the downtime in baseball is less than football and actually has MORE action time.

I believe kids these days are calling it “The Upside Down”.

I don’t understand why the government doesn’t smarten up and provide better loan offers for STEM degrees. If you entice people to major in degrees with higher earning potential, you’ll get faster repayment and more taxes from their lifetime of higher income. Plus, they’ll have fewer defaults from borrowers with STEM…

2 point takedown, black. 

You bring up good points. If anybody wanted to say that Kaepernick “sold out”, now would be the time to do it. If he wanted to fall on his sword, he could have taken this thing all the way to trial and risked losing out on the settlement money.