I see this happen ALL THE TIME. Traffic appears to be flowing just fine and then all of a sudden the driver in front switches lanes. Either traffic has stopped or they were just going way faster than the car in front of them. Normally one would suggest, “but you can see two cars ahead and know if they are stopped”.…

Next stop: Super Bowl.

You say this like you’ve prepared the gift baskets already.

I thought this was the brand name of a new underwear company.

You forgot one of the greatest numbers ever used in a game, “1/8".

You missed out on possibly the greatest number of all time, “1/8".

it’s 2018; if an actual diss record existed, it would see the light of day. SOMEBODY would leak that shit.

Here’s how I think it went down.

Counterpoint: Maybe it’s ok to go 10 hours without talking to someone. If your average day is 10 texts, a comment on a fb post, and 2 instagram likes, what is there to talk about when you get home???

If you think that looks like Babe, you’re probably one of those people who heard “yanny”.

People treat dating apps like it’s a completely different process than the real world.

Even Oprah?

As a Seahawks fan, I’m totally ok with them bringing Manziel in for a workout. He’s like a black version of Russell Wilson.

Unfortunately, even though it’s the same vehicle with the same features, it will only get about $.77 on the dollar compared to the equally equipped car that has nothing more than a stick flopping around the center console.

Fuck being sent to the other side of a wall, this guy should get 5 years of ass raping prison.

But what are they going to use to record themselves eating Tide Pods?

You’re a little pre-mature there buddy.

It’s amazing how much Lebron has won in spite of, not because of, the quality of his teammates.

You’ve never been in a state that doesn’t touch the ocean, have you?