How crazy would it be for Stanton to buy the Marlins himself? He could get a loan based on guaranteed future income. The strategy could be loosely related to a leveraged buyout.

I’m pretty sure 99% of athletes have the number of the GM in their phones. It’s literally their boss. And if they don’t keep it in there because it’s their boss, it’s probably pre-loaded into their “work” phone.

I thought the white walkers we need to get rid of are in Charlottesville.

If this car sells, it’s because of Jalopnik. Please, someone be a good samaritan and write up a great Craigslist and Ebay add. Also, can someone reach out to the original dealership or factory where this was built and see if they’ll buy it? These people deserve some help.

No, you CAN be an American and a Nazi. You just can’t be an American patriot and a Nazi. Vastly different things.

I akin it to when people pray during meals. I’m not religious so I just sit there and be quiet and wait to eat. I’m ok with respecting your views and waiting 30 seconds to eat. If people don’t agree with the anthem, feel free to sit or whatever, just don’t disrupt the people who do want to stand.

I’d love to see scholarships be for a guaranteed 4 years of tuition. Those who go to the NFL should be able to finish their education. Those who get hurt playing sports or leave after a couple of years are still valuable to the schools.

The military as a service does not need your undying devotion. The humans who sacrifice to provide what Americans often times take for granted, do. So many people forget that these are just kids going to war and trying to stop terrorists from crashing more planes into buildings.

Which is the worse kinja, missing the joke or explaining it?

The people who do this are the same people that draw pictures in window moisture and think it’s ok to smoke if they “blow the smoke out the window”.

The only time a girls feet should touch the dash on a first date is when you are parked at “makeout point”.

I’d rather invest in ML....fuck.

Brings new meaning to being posted on the block.

Is that a thing? I’ve never tried to buy more than an ounce. Regardless, just walk across the street. In SoDo, I can throw a baseball far enough to hit 4-5 shops. Hell, they’re getting more common than Starbucks down there, and that’s saying something.

I imagine this is how girls feel every time they get jizz in their hair.

Duh. Their 2018 draft plans are to go 0-16 in 2017 and find a way to butt-fumble the #1 overall pick. Rumor is the kid from USC is a no-brainer at #1. Somehow the Jets will find a way to screw it up.

+1 Rougned Odor punch for killing his horse.

This is how our voting should be done. People need to match their policies on paper, not just what they talk about to the press. Often times they don’t align as closely as people think.

Sometimes a change of scenery will make things work. Look at Logan Morrison, Justin Smoak, and....

I sense so much contempt and disdain when I’m reading these that I actually spend time wondering how much Red Bull and tequila you drink before writing them.