You actually should refuse the breathalyzer and any roadside tests.

Are you kidding? I’m surprised Ferrari doesn’t actively encourage people to do this so they can brag about their cars auctioning for $80 zillion dollars.

We had snow in Denver a few weeks ago.

Someone made an incredibly demeaning insult about your child to your face, and you’re still friends with this person?!?!?

I gave up after the self loathing got the better of me.

I see how there can be some back and forth on it. I have several friends who wanted to take their husbands last names, but didn’t for professional or work reasons.

I actually thought the tester was broken when I went to make a right on red at an intersection.

I’m not entirely sure why this wasn’t more popular

But Jesus is it slow.

Hollywood rules are different from those us normies live by.

At least Lindsay was famous for being in things you’d heard of before her meltdown.

I’m officially lobbying my local dispensary to name a strain Crooked Kush.

Keyless start?

I know right!

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

I like your style.

Neighbors is good. You should see Neighbors.

The sad thing is I think there’s a really good movie in there somewhere.

The fact that it came out of a fairly conservative circuit rather than a progressive one like the 9th is the kicker here.

My dad is specifically getting us all to do this so if other countries retaliate with onerous travel restrictions against US passport holders we’ll be OK when we travel.