gestapolibrarian
Gestapo Librarian
gestapolibrarian

COTD

I’m actually OK with this.

I mean, Linda McMahon was, so...

Song of the Summer - High School Throwback Edition.

No.

Prenup with a non-disclosure agreement.

This whole situation is the literal definition of white mediocrity.

Assuming they’re not complete idiots, I doubt they’d be close enough to the launch sites for them to be in any actual danger.

I added my star, clicked to take back the star, then starred again because it was that good and I only have one to give.

It’s still dumb.

I enjoyed that immensely.

Close.

I bet you could fab up one of those surfboard carriers I’ve seen on beach cruisers for a dirt bike. It’d be perfect!

But to be fair to Jesse.................Zack Snyder.

That and Get Out are the only movies I can think of from the last few years where I’ve been on the edge of my seat the whole time!

Question: I used to call Jesse Eisenberg “Discount Michael Cera,” but is Michael Cera now “Discount Jesse Eisenberg?”

Definitely.

Yeah...

This pleases the Jersey in me.

Well I suppose its difficult not to spew that much shit from your mouth when you spend that much time with your head up your ass.