Not gonna lie, I thought the same when I first saw the trailer, but I reserve judgement until I see the whole movie.

To those waiting for that joke to get old, it’s gonna be a while.

Unless its Chipotle.

The old saying “there’s no replacement for displacement” is bullshit.

The handful Oklahomans I know/can tolerate abbreviate it OKST.

Me too.

Here, I have a feeling you’ll be needing this in the future. I’ve gotten plenty of mileage out of it in the last few weeks.

...Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

I was watching the game and thought it was fireworks or drums. Didn’t think twice about it.

I have them and they aren’t very good.

I have them and they aren’t very good.

Brittany Snow.

My sentiments exactly.

Fuck. You.

Seriously, this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.

I bet its code for “We’d like to fire you, but legal told us we don’t have cause so we’ll stick you in a corner somewhere in the basement where you can’t make things worse and you can collect a paycheck until you can’t put up with it and quit.”

At first I had hope, but then I remembered it was the same NBC that keeps TMZ Story of the Week: SVU alive against all good reason.

Ok! I’ll give it another go.

Still using silicone?