Really? I’m not sure if it’s his delivery or what but I just don’t find him engaging for some reason.

Truth. They NEVER expire.

As an actual licensed attorney these internet wannabes are just as bad as the sudo-science, anti-vaxx, anti-gmo crowd. Completely uninformed, uneducated, and a danger to society.

You need a nap Grandad.

“There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.”

An NYPD spokesman said their internal review is “still ongoing.”

Didn’t even read the story, just came in here for this, and as usual Deadspin brings that good Kinja...

If you’re ever talking to a girl who appears to be putting on a fake southern accent ask her to say “Clemson.”

At least 2 dozen over 4 years I lived in Columbus during college.

Came for this, as usual not disappointed.

Disagree, but only so far as age of the rider goes.

I had a 600 as a first bike, but it was a much older CBR F3 (this was in ‘06).

90% of the fights I’ve seen took place at a Waffle House after 1am.

It’s true. The US is too big to fail.

Meanwhile, raised trucks can drive everywhere without anyone batting an eye, when they blind drivers with their unadjusted headlights, roll coal, drive aggressively, and in the event of an accident, could completely go over the hood of a Miata and decapitate the driver.

My hometown of Canton, OH everybody!

This.

I doubt that was the overall goal. More likely Mom freaked when the DNA came back negative, and in a misguided attempt to protect/avenge/help her daughter get justice she concocted the story.

First thing my Contracts professor taught us, “Never read the contract.”