IT DOESN'T RHYME 

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

Mine use to be 35 miles.  Into downtown Chicago.  I don’t miss that drive.

Nope. I’m lazy. If it ain’t downhill both ways, It ain’t gonna happen.

Don’t care.   My commute to work is 5 miles.

That’s a FIFA directive, it happened in Brazil too. I would like referees to take it all more seriously. The problem is that just two seasons ago Sulley Muntari went to the referee in a Serie A game to complain about racist abuse from Cagliari fans (the last 3 big instances have all been Cagliari) and the ref gave him…

At least do what France is doing for anti gay chants and signs. Stop the game and remove the bad fans. I mean that is at least a minimum everyone should be doing for any discrimination in the stands.

And “my guy,” like any noun of direct address, should be set off by a comma. Don’t you remember learning the difference between “Let’s eat Grandmother” and “Let’s eat, Grandmother”?

I thought this behavior would have stopped after Green Book won Best Picture.

Reggie White was a POS, so headhunting in NO was OK. Got it.

Last time a Tiger jumped on a pile of bodies it got a 7 iron upside the head.

Single easiest way to tell if the driver is a douchebag.

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

maybe it’s because Pep Boys ran outta angry eyes...

This should be the dream. Play in college, get drafted, get a nice contract, and then never have to actually play a single punishing down of game speed NFL football. He still made a very solid 20 years worth of normal income

Easiest $1,122,472 he’ll ever make.  

That was actually a rookie celebration party *after* roster cuts, not a fourth preseason game bacchanalia. Gotta know the difference if you wanna earn those stars.

The Patriots, apparently.

The Patriots for one