gestaltybitch
Gestalty Bitch
gestaltybitch

The problem is people will buy the Maverick because of fear. “What if I need to move 300kgs of dirt even though I live in a 1 bedroom apartment” or “What if I have 3 friends that will visit me sometime next year and I need to fit all their luggage when I pick them up”. I managed to move a king size Ikea flatpack bed

...our you know, just an article about how a Ford plant in a predominantly black community has riled up racists in positions of power due to how the black community will benefit from it.

Look I don’t know how it works in whatever socialist nanny state you live in, but in America if I want to throw myself into the path of hundreds of tons of steel then that’s my god damned god given right! Plus, do your research and you’ll learn that the idea that trains actually can’t stop on a dime or weigh that much

For emphasis, not only is rape bad in and of itself, but specifically in the context of prison, everyone involved is in our custody or working on our behalf, which makes us part of that badness.

New-ish (came on board back in December) Jalopnik writer here! It’s certainly a bittersweet day that they are leaving us, but I am so excited to see what these two do next. I’m sure it’ll be great.

“George Zimmerman should be in every jail ever getting passed around by brolic lifers like a Backwoods at a summer cookout”

How many people who like to use this comment box as an opportunity to kvetch about the format of this site have also written a letter in support of the writers they claim to respect as they renegotiate their contract with management?

Best of luck Rory.  I stopped reading a while ago.  I missed these guys, but the invasive ad experience, horrible kinja experience, and what ownership did to Deadspin was my exit point.  I am sure your content is good.  I just wish it was available somewhere else.

Don’t forget the publicly funded C89.5, the longest running dance / electronic music station in the world.

Maple syrup stirred into a Tims’ triple-triple. Doesn’t burn well, but diabetes gets you in the end.

I know this is hard for some of us to wrap our heads around, but the Outlander sells for the same reason that the Dodge Journey did - it has three rows, it has most things that people want, and Mitsbubishi and it’s lending partners are desperate enough to make those numbers dance around enough, so that you and your

It’s okay, according to our Supreme Court, this jackass is a “well regulated militia”. Freedom upheld!

I’m glad Morgan exists. They’re the exact opposite of what everyone else is doing.

Imagine springing for an upgraded radio in an ICE vehicle and the dealer saying “Oh, that’ll drop your MPG by 2MPG.” JFC.

Only if you are a Q anon member.

Because he is the Ivan Lendl of F1.

This, he expects everyone to give him what he wants or else he wrecks you out of the race for not giving it to him. If he just raced clean I would have nothing against him, but he is always being a douche in the driver seat and pushing the rules to the point tracks have to install specific speed bumps and barriers to

Max is the distillation of all the worst traits common in F1 drivers:

I do not hate him; if anything I like him but he drives like an a$$. His talent is impressive, he has it raw and in spades but he is elbows out all the time and seems to rely on others to make way for him or else he crashes which I do not like. Still, for his fighting spirit and racing moxie alone, I love watching him

I’ll preface this by saying I’ve been racing my whole adult life, so I am quite familiar with the types of people who race. Max strikes me as someone constantly seeking the approval of others and will literally do anything to get it. Those are the racers I dislike and do not trust, because they will literally take me