Hell, I do have a PhD, and finding people who care, let along know, about the situation in Hong Kong is nearly impossible.

When the Altima us an utterly gutless shitbox, the Versa is the most hateful thing with wheels, and the Armada has all of the charm of catching Legionnaire’s disease, maybe start with making cars that don't completely suck?

My personal favourite now is the infected ads. Off to a fake virus scan site! Hooray integrity!

Jesus, Virgin, could none of you see how messed up this kind of system would be? Harassement when not in an aluminum tube is bad enough. But on a plane? Where you can't walk away or have anything to, shall we say, discourage?

When we’re in this price range, I’m inclined to say NP if you love it. It’s in that “sure, why not” sweet spot. Not my jam (I’m more sport bike), but wouldn’t mock someone for wanting it.

That rear was made for a rap video.

I've been in bars like that.

Have had several rental Nissans the last couple of years. Killed any warmth I had for the brand. Completely concur.

“LQQK!!!!!!"

Man, OG Roombas were HUGE!!

Ugh. More than done with two decades of the “local-angle” approach to news: an approach that algorithms have made worse. The bigger picture, the overall story, that’s so much more interesting than being in a homer bubble.

Oh my god. That needs to come here and I need the promotion I’m angling for. I WANT THAT SO MUCH!!

“Oh, Brody! You’ve double-faulted before we’ve even gotten out on the lawn!” *haughty rich-person laugh*

I admittedly loved it, but that was because its overall editorial voice took a global stance in a way that really worked for me. I do miss it.

Thanks for reminding me how much I miss the IHT. At least the Financial Times fills some of the void...

Neutral: Honestly, it’s why I bought a home about a mile from work. I only drive about 4000 mules per year, and a lot of that is travel for medical appointments. A paid-for car and minimal maintenance and fuel is good peace of mind at the moment.

Objectively better than a pillow princess.

Eh, I used to work with Siciliano. Hard to dislike the guy. *shrug*

Good to have an entire pickup bed for the Mars Cheese Castle.

I notice the Marlins aren’t on this list. I’m worried about the health of those empty seats.