I’m an English prof and I can’t be bothered. Why should she? And I don’t know a single colleague who would care either way. Such a dumb thing to lie about.

Pontiac would have been fine, though it was doing what Buick did later to a certain extent: bringing in Opels. The problem is that GM seems to never be up to the fight of what it will take for them to streamline operations and cut waste. They just off a nameplate here or there and wonder why that didn’t fix things.

At least Mark's teams don't usually get relegated.

“And the only hashtags we had were a side at Tim Horton’s!”

I can’t wait for their Blue Screen of Death jersey.

NP. This thing is perfect for the never-ending suburb that is the Lower Mainland.

You're the man now, dog!

That I was cisgender. Even managed to convince myself for awhile.

Yar!

Kid had a rod up his ass anyhow.

I was wondering when the Honda crowd would start to age out of CR and the Subaru generation would move in.

Bubble cars tend to fall into the NP for me, and this is no exception.

I’m still eyeing up a Smart Cabrio for down the line. But by my very nature, market trends tend to detour around me.

The important question: do the final recipients get to keep the trophies?

Baymax looks pissed.

I just love my V8 Camry...

I thought Yahoo Sports was going to lean into cranky reactionaries posting comments bitching about women and minorities.

It's like the Deepak Chopra quote generator became sentient.

Now for the Secretary of the Interior it would be just another weekday.

Dang. I would have loved that (and will probably be due for a new car in 18 months or so).